So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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