Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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