it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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