My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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