Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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