I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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