Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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