ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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