it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Randomize
