Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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