grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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