You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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