Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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