Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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