I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
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