so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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