Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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