apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He passed out mid-signature
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
