He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
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