Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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