last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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