he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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