When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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