it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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