Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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