After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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