I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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