we have officially lost it.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
50% drunk capacity currently
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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