Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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