like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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