Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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