take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
We talked him into tasing himself.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
