two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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