This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I need water and some morals
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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