I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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