He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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