I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Drake has all the answers
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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