Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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