You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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