i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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