Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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