Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
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