Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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