Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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