Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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