she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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