I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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