I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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