so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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