Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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